When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
i was fun of making this i am sorry
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES
MY GOD IT’S THE QUEEN OF SASS
no just her bye
but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to thin k that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP
(They are not mine)
It’s like the Eevee evolution…
Can this be a real thing
"hello, tumblr? could you fix the lost messages problem?"
"um? guys? could we get people banned for harassment?"
"i have a great idea regarding the tagging sys—"
"maybe it would be great to repair th—"
"no but how about a new shade of red for the notifications numbers"
what even are cats