blackvassal:

soulgems:

I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he protected me through the whole game and even shot his own teammates but the greatest part is that when his friend called him a traitor he rolled his eyes and turned to me and apologized for his friend being “a total noob”

children

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

magicalveronica:

ironicbaking:

when u date someone shy that turns out to be really dominateimage

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ikimaru:

she fell asleep on the keyboard I can’t believ

ikimaru:

she fell asleep on the keyboard I can’t believ

jack-spicerr:

A transparent banner to let your followers know that you’ve been secretly homestuck trash all along

jack-spicerr:

A transparent banner to let your followers know that you’ve been secretly homestuck trash all along

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

tilly-oakley:

kosplaybaby:

if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

Literally you don’t understand. I will literally smile all day just because somebody called me cute.

high-functioning-cat-lady:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

TWINS ARE TOO POWERFUL

But not if your non-identical. You just have this annoying dick that you have to share everything with

fruitegg:

i dont mean to toot my own horn but i got 60% on me latest general maths exam and as if that wasnt pathetic enough thats the first time ive passed a maths test since year 8 

fruitegg:

i dont mean to toot my own horn but i got 60% on me latest general maths exam and as if that wasnt pathetic enough thats the first time ive passed a maths test since year 8